If anyone would like to acquire humility, the first step is to realize one is proud. Nothing can be done before it.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Tonight Must Last Us Forever

Talking is not easy. Talking intends to convey what you mean. Lying is easy, not talking. When one lies, one doesnot care, and that’s the easy part.

I find it flattering to be compared to Tige

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

Tantric Zen is the awareness of the infinitude of all things. To gain that awareness, to be it, is enlightenment.

The longest suicide note in history.

Like flowers scattered in a storm, a man's life is a long farewell.

It is only too easy to make suggestions and later try to escape the consequences of what we say.

I've got to play better and contribute more”. You've got to find another gear and come up with big games.

Some Christians live in such fear, they act as if they believe in the sovereignty of Satan rather than the sovereignty of God.