If anything can go wrong, it will.

Every aquarium will eventually leak.

If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

Believe, believe and it shall be!

Nothing’s worse than a story without an end.

Students view any teacher who does not bury them under work as some sort of mentally impaired kitten to be kicked aside.

FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

A lot of girls that work really hard and have had long careers, and stay grounded. I love Carolyn Murphy, she is gorgeous. All the VS Angels! They work super hard and have the sweetest personalities.

The inward area is the first place of loss of true Christian life, of true spirituality, and the outward sinful act is the result.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

Let's reuse whatever we have now, stop making more of it, take what we gather, and make - whether it's car parts, computer cases, anything that we can use.

I suppose I like to think of myself as a film-maker.

The writing ethic was influenced - when you have to write every day, there's no such thing as writer's block.