If anything could have pulled me out of retirement it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

One common cause of this mistake of preferring to imagine and admire a great ideal instead of beginning to do little deeds is our impatience with little baby steps, our lack of humility.

Envy is a much natural byproduct when your childhood isn’t the way it is supposed to be

All experience is now. Now never ends.

Everyone takes pleasure in returning small obligations, many people acknowledge moderate ones; but there are only a scarce few who do not pay great ones with ingratitude.

Prosperity is very liable to bring pride among the other goods with which it endows an individual; it is then that prosperity costs too dear.

Producers are looking to me to concept full worlds for subjects to compete, play a game show in, win an award, blah blah blah.

The choices we make can have lasting consequences.

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

There was no word in the dictionary adequate to describe the sensation other than sensational.

How love the limb-loosener sweeps me away