If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

They keep track of time. Sometimes things happen and you feel that you need to mark them down.

Be a vessel of forgiveness and kindness in order to be a fountain of peace.

I look at her and I see my future...and it looks glorious.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child.

Sport and health are so important to our nation that they deserve to be right at the front of people's minds.

[Women] ... is nothin' but little girls in long skirts, and their hair done up.

It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw.

Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.

It was amazing that a play that seems dated in this world... A man whose best friend is a six-foot white rabbit... But it caught on, especially with young people - they surprised me most of all.

But when you have chosen your part, abide by it, and do not weakly try to reconcile yourself with the world.