If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It is my observations, though, that happiness limits the amount of suffering one is willing to inflict upon others

By reading can make you more clever

Let me nurture my wings, for I was born to fly.

Don't use drowsy EYES to look at what Christ used a passionate BLOOD to do for you. Don't use a sluggish LEG to walk towards what Christ used a compassionate FLESH to build for you

I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.

A mighty maze! But not without a plan.

I was fortunate to be connected with bands who later became pioneers for certain genres of music scenes. And my art went along with them for that ride and became associated with it.

The stopwatch doesn't lie. The tape measure doesn't lie.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

Promoting open and critical and respectful scientific discourse seems like a pretty good goal to me.