If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Be aware of people who are standing in your circle who don't smile when you win.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

There are many resistance movements in the world, like the IRA for instance. But it is only Islamic resistance movements that are put on the terrorist list. This is what I am saying.

Deny your emotions and act like you have answers

Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form.

I will shoot on film as long as they make it.

If you want truth you should begin by giving it.

Our task is nothing less than the creation of a new constitutional order for a new united Europe.

Of what shall we be proud of if we are not proud of our friends?