If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future.

There is only one way to success, wealth and achievement and that is through a lot of hard work.

Economic crises breed war.

What a day may bring a day may take away.

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

All things such as grass and trees are soft and supple in life. At their death they are withered and dry.

Who ignores the time walks in darkness, and who explores it is illumined by a great light.

Learn when's a good time to shut up