If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.

Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one.

If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.

Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard.

If the Lord had meant us to pay income taxes, he'd have made us smart enough to prepare the return.

Make every moment of life a moment of joy.

Sometimes I wonder if we're all a little like Harold (a rooster). Real life carries on around us while we strut around in our own yards, thinking we're the ones in charge of things.

My father was a farmer and my mother was a farmer, but, my childhood was very good. I am very grateful for my childhood, because it was full of gladness and good humanity.

Ordinarily pleasure and pain are regarded as different from sensations.

I've learned a lot from the masters of orchestration, like Ravel and Stravinsky.

Today's Communism can survive only if it abandons the myth of an infallible party, if it continues to think, and if it becomes democratic.

The truth is the truth. What changes is what we know about it and what we're willing to believe.

Must I dwell in slavery's night And all pleasure take its flight Far beyond my feeble sight, Forever?

I don't know about the rest of the country but in New York more people have learned anonymity from rent control than ever discovered it in a twelve-step program.

We are under [government's] control, and if people don't realize that, they haven't looked around. And if they're not paranoid, they haven't thought about it.