If being ugly was a crime, they'd be hunting that woman down with helicopters and bloodhounds.

I wanted you to have the best pears in New York and I wanted to be the man to buy them for you.

Most of things in life are two way, like sometimes, there are tears of happiness too.

My responsibility is to truth and beauty.

Well, I love geraniums, and anybody who does not love geraniums must obviously be a depraved and loathsome person.

Environmentalism, I'd always been told, was just rich white people.

When I was leader of the GLC, by the time I had been in control for three years, the difference in pay between the cleaner and the director general was a four-to-one ratio. I find that attractive.

There is only one message that can change the course of human history forever, end the torture, and bring you back to God. That message is The New Gospel: WE ARE ALL ONE.

The wonders of the ages assembled for your edification, education and enjoyment - for a price.

Generally I'm quite picky - I usually don't approach a person unless I think we have some sort of cohesive way of working together.

Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.

Though men can cover crimes with bold, stern looks, poor women's faces are their own faults' books.