If books are not good company, where shall I find it?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Let the deal be spoken first and then manipulate it to your advantage.

We live in a universe devoted to the creation, and eradication, of awareness.

When someone is vicious toward you they are giving you a glimpse of the pain they carry in themselves.

We're having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no-expense-spared reception and what he wants is to break off our engagement.

The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire.

Finally it has penetrated my thick skull. This life-this moment-is no dress rehearsal. This is it.

Benjamin Franklin refused to have one of his children vaccinated against smallpox. The four-year-old boy died, and Franklin wrote later of how mistaken he was to expose him to the needless risk.

I just like boys who are good-looking, really! I like people who are tall with a good sense of style. My faves are the indie look, the smart look or the surfer look.

Don't call me a Postmodern!