If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!"

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do.

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

We shouldn't have been in Iraq, but HillaryClinton did vote for it. We shouldn't have been in Iraq, but once we were in Iraq, we should have never left the way.

Do a strong work meditation all day. You won't be as exhausted as everyone else because you have been gaining a kind of internal power from your work.

Alas! Our dancing days are no more. We wish, however, all those who have a relish for so agreeable and innocent an amusement all the pleasure the season will afford them.

Religious and racial persecution is moronic at all times, perhaps the most idiotic of human stupidities.

I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

It is always hardest for me to write a book that has kids in it close to my kids' ages. It is always hardest for me to write a book that has kids in it close to my kids' ages.

I don't like it, but I guess things happen that way.

Law is the great civilizing machinery. It liberates the desire to build and subdues the desire to destroy.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list.