If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Look no farther than your hand, Make a choice and take a stand.

Bjork is a very original, interesting person. I like her very much.

Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about.

I was given a dictionary when I was seven, and I read it because I had nothing else to read. I read it the way you read a book.

What transpires for the least significant member transpires at once for the whole.

I think there is a part of life that I'm missing.

The Vedic literature opens to us a chapter in what has been called the education of the human race to which we can find no parallel anywhere else.

Compromise is just a fancy term for losing.

The ideas behind the words are simple ones that work in everyday life; find what we most want to do; do it, no matter what; and in the doing be guaranteed a very difficult and a very happy lifetime.

You take stuff from different places, and sometimes you stick a line in because it rhymes, not because it makes sense.