If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.

She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you’ll run into and it’s always smart to look your best.

The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee’s on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison.

We make our own monsters, then fear them for what they show us about ourselves.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Brad "not great" Henderson.

Fluidity is the way to an empty mind. You must free your ambitious mind and learn the art of dying.

I just wanted to move out of Portland to do something.

The essential task of Canadian statesmanship is to discover the terms on which as many as possible of the significant interest groups of our country can be induced to work together in common policy.

The notion that Playboy exploited women, because we showed them in beautiful photographs, sexually oriented, strikes me as rather bizarre.

New York was an idea, I thought, an idea held simultaneously by thirteen million people.

The happier people can be, the unhappier they are.

If you think your body and mind are two, that is wrong; if you think that they are one, that is also wrong. Our body and mind are both two and one.