If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.

History shows that male homosexuality, which like prostitution flourishes with urbanization and soon becomes predictably ritualized, always tends toward decadence.

The moment is ripe for an experienced businessman to talk practical, prudent economics to the electorate - which is why Mitt Romney's political fortunes are steadily being resurrected from the grave.

Women's studies is a comfy, chummy morass of unchallenged groupthink . It is, with rare exception, totally unscholarly. Academic feminists have silenced men and dissenting women.

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Rule of art: Cant kills creativity!

Human life began in flight and fear. Religion rose from rituals of propitiation, spells to lull the punishing elements.

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones

Promiscuity in men may cheapen love but sharpen thought. Promiscuity in women is illness, a leakage of identity.

Daytime soap operas, which I used to adore, have been declining in quality and importance for over a decade, and I gradually stopped monitoring them.

Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself.

It’s not enough to fill your head with wondrous ideas—you must initiate action.

If I can only be known as one thing, then, well, I guess it would be poet and performer and teacher.

I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

Life is a fight for territory and once you stop fighting for what you want, what you don't want will automatically take over.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

I was sitting one day and thinking about cannibalism, because that's what guys like me do... and I thought, suppose a guy was washed up on a rocky island, how much of himself could he eat?

I don't think I look up to any players. Obviously you respect everyone.