If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne.

Night will always remain a cat's magical, fanciful time.

Is life too short to be taking this shit, or is life too short to be minding it?

I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.

Every time you hear a car alarm, Ruby said, another New Yorker has gone to hell.

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.

For a time I didn't want to answer any questions about Queen. I'd like to be viewed as something alive and relevant, not some fossil.

Don't get on a horse that's moving.

Are you becoming what you've always hated?

National campaigns are tough. Yes, you have to be prepared to be attacked, and I have to tell you, if you get elected, you have to also be prepared.

Kennedy said that if we had nuclear war we'd kill 300 million people in the first hour. McNamara, who is a good businessman and likes to save, says it would be only 200 million.

Only the madman is absolutely sure.