If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

It is our business to restore the earth back to God through the principles of the Kingdom.

I love the paradise of being between the pages of a book.

Should' is my all time least favoriteword! It’s this sort of guilt inducing, finger wagging word that we use to beat up ourselves andothers.

I am a believer in sensible choices, so different from many of my own. Also in sensible names for children.

To be a leader, you have to lead yourself first.

"a fatal and perhaps fateful error of judgment" "...this was the last chance for the United Nations to get a grip on themselves and apply the principles of their Charter"

Sometimes, opening up your eyes and realising what you have - no matter how little you think - helps you find yourself.

Play before you get good, because by the time you get good, you're too old to play

I maintain a balanced view of the world, but that balance is always in my favour.

When you're in shape, you don't have to walk up to somebody and say, 'Yo, I love myself.' You look like you care for yourself.