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Chelsea Handler Quotes: If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
         

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?


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