If education is beaten by training, civilization dies.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Like poetry, in times of intense emotion the image returns to me. Like poetry, it stroked my soul and, by turns, lulled and stoked my senses.

There is no sound more annoying than the chatter of a child, and none more sad than the silence they leave when they are gone.

Buffy Summers: (to Spike) "I could NEVER be your girl!

[Louis Armstrong] was the only musician who ever lived, who can't be replaced by someone.

Be yourself, take control of your life.

Science "says" nothing. People say things and knowledge changes.

I never doubted the issue from the beginning. I knew I was too good for Burns. I have forgotten more about fighting than Burns ever knew.

Submission to the Scriptures is submission to God. Rebellion against the Scriptures is rebellion against God

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.

Some nights stay up till dawn, as the moon sometimes does for the sun. Be a full bucket pulled up the dark way of a well, then lifted out into light.