If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

You must hunger for spiritual food.

Love, not balance, brings enlightenment

If you believe in yourself, anything and everything is possible.

Strength is derived from unity. The range of our collective vision is far greater when individual insights become one.

I try to make good decisions as decisions come up.

The contradictions are what make human behavior so maddening and yet so fascinating, all at the same time.

The prosecutor have a problem distinguishing from megabits and megabytes.

But I suppose film is distinctive because of its nature, of its being able to cut through time with editing.

You can wear one thing one day and go the other end of the spectrum the other day. There are no rules and such, so long as you're comfortable and you have fun and are yourself.

A system cannot fail those it was never meant to protect