If everybody would just stop talking, my job would be a lot easier.

I'm not fighting. I just telling you what's right.

It's good practice to be silly. It's good for you.

We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort.

Life deals you a lot lessons, some people learn from it, some people don't.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It’d be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

He doesn't think. He just does. A nonthinking doer.

Beware of a man of one book.

My mother didn't raise me to be a critic, but I seem to have become one anyway.

Know the difference between Giant and Jumbo? Between two-ounce and a big two-ounce? Between a quart and a full quart? What's a tall 24-inch? What does Extra Long mean? Who's kidding who?

The lower one's vitality, the more sensitive one is to great art.

It generally appears outlandish until its carried out.