If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Your beliefs attract to you the life you experience.

He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever prayed for anything, it was for a manto shut up.

Everything that is born will eventually die and everything that is created will eventually be destroyed.

My mom, God rest her soul - she liked nicknames. In the womb she named me Skip. There was another black guy in Piedmont, W.Va., and his name was Skip. They called him Big Skip, and I was Little Skip.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

Men substitute words for reality and then argue about the words.

Health, power, riches, possessions and honor can be snatched from you, but your will is irrevocably your own.

I am really attracted to films. It's nice to do something new, all the time. That's why I like being an actor.

We must conceive of this whole universe as one commonwealth of which both gods and men are members.

I attended the public schools.And I have happy memories and strong memories of those days and good memories of the good sense and the decency of my friends and my neighbors.