If everyone is mature, there is no comedy.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

History of humanity is nothing but a history of loyalty!

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!

Dignity is like a perfume; those who use it are scarcely conscious of it.

A saint is a person who gives of themself without asking for anything in return. That's how simple it is to be a saint. Try it! Try being a saint

A lot of players go into a restaurant and ask for a special table. I go and stand in line with the working people. It's very easy to get spoiled playing professional sports.

If, in a democracy, the cognition of the majority is not much better than the cognition of the sheep, democracy will surely fail.

There is no substitute for work; what seems ease of performance comes from the greatest labor.

The organization of self, and all self-aligning principles would be those that I promote.

Touring definitely makes you appreciate home more, so when I can be home, I like to stay home.

I can have a thousand people say the nicest things, but I'll always notice the one person who doesn't get me.