If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Loving someone isn’t a hard task, it’s not a chore, you don’t wake up one day and decide to break their heart because you got all hot and bothered, that doesn’t happen!” he boomed.

The way is yours for the asking - the way is yours for the taking. The way is as it should be.

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position.

I try to challenge myself as much as possible, as often as possible.

To live with angels and chase their dreams.

There are ways that we can manipulate the corporate media to talk about the issues that we care about.

The most invigorating form of reading matter is, of course, a will.

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below

No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink.

Within us all there are wells of thought and dynamos of energy which are not suspected until emergencies arise.