If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Faith is believing beyond the power of reason, when they're all against you. To one who has faith, no explanation is possible. To one without faith, evidence is necessary.

Already, I'm starting to forget the face of the man I killed.

Ultimately peer pressure can lead people to bully, but peer pressure can also say bullying is not acceptable.

Border security is a safety issue.

If I am not in love, nothing is meaningful to me. I have no energy.

I was elected by the women of Ireland, who instead of rocking the cradle, rocked the system.

Your village may be different from other people's villages but we are all prisoners.

I think the criticism that I take to heart is from other writers that I respect.

Never neglect an opportunity for improvement.

Historical awareness is a kind of resurrection.