If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Every one of us is an artist, and as an artist, you really can stroll into any venue that you want, as long as you take your time to learn the etiquette of that venue.

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

You keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later someone's gonna answer you.

The difference with Cleveland is that the racial tension was not a casual taste of it. It was outlandish.

My life's experiences, I've always had, my uncle used to call it antenna. I know what's going to happen oftentimes before it happened when it's involving me

I want to be the condensation on the glass. I want to be that phenomenon that takes place between hot and cold.

There's also a part of me that's self-destructive, and another part that's a hero who's going to stand up for a principle.

I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

My future's about trying to be a better man

There's nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade. Some things have to be exposed.

I want to Live! Not Die, Not Hide, LIVE!

Art is a game. Poetry as well. At the end of the day, you either know how to play it or not.

For years, the church has emphasized evangelism, teaching, fellowship, missions, and service to society to the neglect of the very source of its power--worship.

There is no more contemptible sound than a gunshot.

I wasn’t born to fetch, or sit, or accept a beating. I’m here to be me, to write, and know my purpose.

When you're just writing, you can do anything with it. But with TV, you've gotta work within certain budget constraints, so you've got to pick and choose your battles.

In life we get an opportunity to do some cool things, and some things that are fun and that we like doing.

A mathematics teacher is a midwife to ideas.

A good, true, intense love is not complete without madness.

I'm not always the most diplomatic person.