If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

I've hated you for the longest time, but I've loved you for longer." ~ Stefan #5 The Veil Series, Ties That Bind,

I grew up in a time where anything was possible.

Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that.

Not many people come through esophageal cancer and live to talk about it, or not for long.

The genius keeps all his days the vividness and intensity of interest that a sensitive child feels in his expanding world.

There have been times throughout American history where what is right is not the same as what is legal. Sometimes to do the right thing you have to break the law.

The highest purpose of intellectual cultivation is to give a man a perfect knowledge and mastery of his own inner self.

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie.

Stats are for losers. I like winning games.

To say I'm the easiest person to live with would be a lie.