If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

Hell, any game that gives its players guns is probably not the kind that'll ever really let you go free.

The blessing of resistance lies in its power to illuminate those aspects of ourselves which have eluded our appreciation.

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

There is an ugly side to Donald Trump that we all have to stop and think about what's going on here.

I watched him [a 'fat Russian agent'] with some interest, for it was the first time that I had seen a person whose profession was telling lies -- unless one counts journalists.

While vegans and meat-eaters disagree, we can all be united in our fear and hatred for the horror that is factory farming.

Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

It's amazing how lucky Westlife were and what we achieved. It's very rare to have seven number ones in a row. Ridiculous in fact.

Guilt lies in the past, worry lies in the future.