If he'd been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, "That's what I call sorted!" Since he wasn't a hero, he threw up.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You will only be great at the things you love to do.Don't pursue a career in something you hate to do.

Even if you tried to extinguish your personality, what is left in the story will reflect it, perhaps by its negation. Our lives provide the bricks from which we build these cathedrals.

Almost all unhappiness in life comes from the tendency to blame someone else.

His second motto: Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy laws my services are bound.

I really started trying to get my act together in August of 2002.

There are no do overs and some things just aren't going to happen. It is a little sad but you just have to embrace what is

There's been an awful lot of silence in make culture about this ongoing tragedy of men's violence against women and children... we need to break that silence, and we need more men to do that.

There are certainly great cities in America that don't have ATP and WTA events. Our fans are very provincial. They want American champions.

Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?

I don't care who you are, but you turn into a different person when you don't sleep.