If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Love everyone, love everything, love every moment, and become the love.

Don't be a drag.Just be a queen.

I walked to the bookcase and examined the storybooks inside. As a girl, I had dreamed of having stacks of books at my disposal--stories to get lost in, other worlds to live in when mine was so bleak.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

I love all sides of the work but that doesn't mean it isn't hard.

Enveloped in a common mist, we seem to walk in clearness ourselves, and behold only the mist that enshrouds others.

I am obsessed with Chinese restaurants. Like many Americans, I first discovered them in my childhood.

Cease being a prisoner of the body; using the secret key of Kriya, learn to escape into Spirit.

Transcendence means going beyond duality. Attachment means remaining within duality.

Obama was gonna get everything he wanted in the first year because, if anybody opposed it, they were gonna be accused of being a racist, or bigot, or who knows what.