If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

It is through living that we discover ourselves, at the same time as we discover the world around us.

Peace be upon you, for you have persevered! How excellent, then, this fulfilment in the hereafter!

The only human disease is amnesia.

And say to all the world "This was a man!"

I had the first integrated Army band in World War II.

Then when I got to Hollywood, the first musical I did was Festival in 1977.

If your country's in war there ain't nothin' you can do exceptin' help

I was an entertainer, ever since I was a kid.

Your aim as a photographer is to get a picture of that person that means something. Portraits aren't fantasies; they need to tell a truth.

The effervescence of this fresh wine reveals the true brilliance of the French people.