If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

I wanted a life full of intrigue and mystery, new environments, and new people...[a] temporary life with no fear of being trapped,

I think initially the impetus for doing stuff yourself comes from your love of other music.

Fortune favors the brave; and the world certainly gives the most credit to those who are able to give an unlimited credit to themselves.

I think men have always been afraid of women's sexuality, and the restrictions they put on women testify to that.

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler.

I would describe myself as quite sane and lucid, which is why I'm still alive.

I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.

In workout keep the balance between health and happiness - and also to choose the exercises that you love most so it doesn't seem so hard.

I can do the old hand vibrato just fine, but I like attacking the strings.