If he was winter, I was summer. If I was sunshine, he was night. A dark and stormy one.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

We can make sure that people who don't have health insurance can buy into an insurance pool that gives them better bargaining power.

I've been homeless. I've worked at 7-Eleven.

You never know what's right, what you feel inside versus what is portrayed.

Drop the question of what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that Fate allows you.

The Christian Church should not be a secret society of specialists, but a public manifestation of believers in Jesus.

If you walked around like David Bowie in 1973 in Reading, you'd get beaten up. The 1970s in a small town was more like the 1950s.. and that's the truth. The backdrop was probably Victorian.

If there is disturbance in the camp, the general's authority is weak. If the banners and flags are shifted about, sedition is afoot. If the officers are angry, it means that the men are weary.

Performance should be made square with promise.

Getting up at three in the morning to watch Michael Jordan, I never dreamed one day I would be kissing that trophy.