If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

A husband's work as provider will be so difficult that it can only be fulfilled in the power of the Spirit and a transformed life.

You know you've reached rock bottom when you're standing on the beach, looking to the horizon, and you don't notice you'r ankle-deep in dead fish.

If you can’t win with words then show them a good example!

If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.

As muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone, it could be argued that those who sit quietly and do nothing are making one of the best possible contributions to a world in turmoil.

You look like a horse in a man costume

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short.

There's a lust in man, no charm can tame, of loudly publishing our neighbor's shame.

I feel like there's this weird thing that as a feminist band you get put in this role as ambassadors.

There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category.