If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce.

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.

Homosexuals cannot reproduce-so they must recruit ... and to freshen their ranks they must recruit the youth of America.

I don't hate homosexuals. I love homosexuals. It's the sin of homosexuality I hate.

[On homosexuality:] I'm more inclined [now] to say live and let live.

Religious insights and values are just as important today as they were 50 or 100 years ago.

How can you be a recluse in a house full of children, even if you had the inclination to be, which I don't?

I like projects that are entertaining, where I'm emotionally engaged and there's something to think about afterwards.

All of a sudden Mindy [Kaling] was writing on The Office and had sold a TV show. When we'd try to write shows, we'd jokingly call the word documents "Hit Show." We just couldn't crack the code.

I think the day that I become comfortable doing interviews and going on talk shows is the day that I don't know what it is to be a human being anymore.

If there's something you need to get done, don't make it a drama. It's much more enjoyable without it.

I really wanted to call this album Teenage Wet Dream.

The success of the Hollywood marketing machine is to limit what we see. Not just to limit what we can see, but also to limit our expectations - to limit what we want to see.

Any leader who doesn't support the heart of evolving humanity is not a leader worthy of being followed.