If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

You lost your ability to choose the moment you started to use your eyes to see, and your heart to feel. Choice has become nothing but an illusion for you.

I don't hate the government. I don't think the Second Amendment is being infringed upon.

In Desert Storm, we had too many troops; in Afghanistan probably not enough for the major commitment we have made.

It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness where only an approximation is possible.

I try not to be spectacular with the camera. I try to be a witness of what's going on.

anymore time in that black hole and ill go insane.

Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons.

A lot of things in history change over time.

But I'll never be one of those women who feel that they always have to wear earrings and aren't properly dressed without them.