If, instead of playing the horses, an individual chooses to play the market, that is his own affair. Only he must understand that speculating in stocks is gambling, not investing.

Money that may never be spent is nothing but a miser's toy. Saving as an exercise in self-denial is an invalid goal, a sick use of money.

[On retirement savings:] Gone today, here tomorrow.

Take good care of the things you have. Careless people spend more for a given standard of living.

I think best on two wheels

And there were some things I didn't know I had until I lost them.

Female sexuality is presented in our culture as a male fantasy, which doesn't include the reality of the abuse, the pleasure, the pain, the power, the complexity of women's sexuality.

I am a Doctor. A.B... M.A... PH.D... ABMAPHID! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wasting disease of the frontal lobes, and as a wonder drug. It is actually both.

You can't make an architect. But you can open the doors and windows toward the light as you see it.

I know a lot about women and their suffering, but I still know almost nothing about men.

One of the ideas I've clung to most of my life is that if I just try hard enough it will work out.

I think it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

It's a pity to shoot the pianist when the piano is out of tune.