If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

There hasn't been any art yet. Art is just beginning.

he signed his work .. you could always tell when it was Herb Ellis playing

How many words a day do I write? Between six and seven thousand. And how many hours does that take? Three on a good day, as high as thirteen on a bad one

Talk is a pure art. Its only limits are the patience of listeners who, when they get tired, can always pay for their coffee or change it with a friendly waiter and walk out.

Our Red Army now needs IL-2 aircraft like the air it breathes, like the bread it eats.

I have always wanted to know what's going on under the surface.

Access by kids to the Internet should be like kids breathing clean air.

It is much better to learn the elements of geology, of botany, or ornithology and astronomy by word of mouth from a companion than dully from a book.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

If you want criticisms, read the dissenting opinions of the Court. That will give you criticisms.