If it doesn’t make the world better, don’t do it.

Be Somebody who makes Everybody feel like a Somebody.

You're awake, you're awesome. Live like it.

It's everybody's duty to give the world a reason to dance.

What will you create that will make the world more awesome?

I am a party! Everywhere I go is a party!

The American family shattered for the simple reason that it was American, not global.

I know you loved both he and I, the way a mother can love two sons. And no one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.

I have come to the conclusion that there has never been an honest investigation by any authoritative body in the history of the world.

Getting a Lady is easy, but keeping a Lady is clever.

Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!

If you do not make it a matter of study, how you may successfully act in building up the kingdom of Christ, you are acting a very wicked and absurd part as a Christian.

No earnest thinker is a plagiarist pure and simple. He will never borrow from others that which he has not already, more or less, thought out for himself.

I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.

You can always recognize truth by its beauty and simplicity.

All men are frail; but thou shouldst reckon none so frail as thyself.