If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Every experience is a book to be written.

Fame without Jesus Christ is a shame hereafter .

Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.

[Michelle Obama] used to say to our friends, "Barack's exactly the kind of guy I want to be president. I just wish he didn't want to do it when I was married to him."

The real pleasure,the real peace, the real enlightenment is to give. The more you give the more you get. If you give 10, you get 100.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.

I really enjoy playing music. I feel like it's something to try to give to people.

I finished a marathon.

I think so often, especially if the work is perceived of as being drawn from life, the woman, not her book, is reviewed.

The notion of 'history from below' hit the history profession in England very hard around the time I came to Oxford in the early 1960s.