If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

His face looked almost as gray as his suit, and the pouches beneath his eyes looked like little bags for holding all the sadness that his head couldn't hold.

Know all the Questions, but not the AnswersLook for the Different, instead of the SameNever Walk where there's room for RunningDon't do anything that can't be a Game

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

There are three things I have loved but never understood. Art, music and women.

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

The more you discipline yourself to use your time well, the happier you will feel and the better will be the quality of your life in every area.

Your dream will not become a reality until you shift from Very Important to an Emergency!

I truly believe that we are here to bless and prosper, each other.

The best way to make Communists is to put the Americans into a place where there were no Communists before.

Spare the soul that feels a deadly wound.

Then Octavia drops to her knees, rubs the hem of a skirt against her cheek, and burst into tears. "It's been so long," she gasps, "since I've seen anything pretty.