If it is not an interesting picture when in focus, it is not going to be a better picture out of focus.

When you can't think of anything else, photograph graffiti, nudes, or plants.

Predators and prey always coexist. That's why we have galleries as well as photographers.

But there are times when thinking is misplaced, like when taking photographs. You cannot think your way to making photographs; you can photograph your way to clearer thinking.

Ask photographers to write and they have nothing to say; ask them to talk about their work and they won't shut up.

Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese.

Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.

The best way for photographers to become rich and famous is to go into another field.

At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later.

I start a lot of photo projects but never seem to. . . .

Photographers, like kids, should be seen and not heard.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get.

For modes of faith let graceless zealots fight, His can't be wrong whose life is in the right.

How can my old photographs fail to create in me a feeling of emptiness and sorrow? They make me acutely aware that this second deprivation will be final this time.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

The great thing was my teammates really set some great screens to get me open. I just went out there and played basketball.

Send me money, send me green, and Heaven you will meet. Make your contribution and you'll get a better seat.

The Captain just gave us our orders, and Mom we must carry them through. I'll finish this letter first chance I get, but for now I'll just say I love you.

Switch on and keep on in yourself the cheerful buttons... Those marked Joy, Laughter, Happiness, Love, Passion for life, Gratitude for life.

Who are you?”, my answer would be: “Nothing in particular. Yet, I am.