If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger.

Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles.

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

What had human beings become? Did war make us evil or just activate an evil already lurking within us?

Great language and great literature do not survive long without each other

There St. John mingles with my friendly bowl The feat of reason and the flow of soul.

I want a big church wedding.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

Anyone I think who - that would go through a cancer ward and would see the result of what smoking does, would never, ever think of smoking is sexy again.

I guess I've always liked the idea of being an artist.

When Love gives, it gives all; when it takes, it takes all. It's very taking is giving.

...doing more with less.

If you don't go, you'll never know.