If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

If life is a prison, then death is the ultimate freedom.

Amazing things would never seize to unfold if you think with faith and walk to the cadences of courage, confidence and enthusiasm.

Love is just love it can not be expressed in just 3 words

The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not just bad but sad.

I don't know how anyone can put on a uniform and not care about winning.

I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly

NO!” The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.

If you don’t have the support and love and caring and concern that you get from a family, you don’t have much at all.

When you love someone, you want that person to know that she's is your everything.

Move over Lucifer, I'm more ruthless, leave you toothless.