If it's called a selfie, why are there people in it?

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

A small but noteworthy note. I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me.

The investigation of the meaning of words is the beginning of education.

He left the name at which the world grew pale To point a moral or adorn a tale.

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

The big money in booms is always made first by the public - on paper. And it remains on paper.

Embrace controversy. It gives you a platform. It nudges you to clarity.

We shall some day catch an abstract truth by the tail, and then we shall have our religion and our immortality.

Conscience is the root of all true courage.

What is remembered is what becomes reality.

The heart of grief, its most difficult challenge, is not "letting go" of those who have died but instead making the transition from loving in presence to loving in separation.