If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.

If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.

Focus your energy on the fragrance and beauty of the petals not on the thorns.

If you make a deal with a fool, don't be surprised when they act foolishly.

Christmas is about change. It’s a time we open our hearts before we open our presents.

War is too serious a matter to leave to soldiers.

We're gonna stop them [ISIS], we're gonna stop them cold.

I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.

You can turn your goals into gold.

I don't think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there.

If you're in the so-called public eye you have to watch your P's and Q's.

He leaned closer to me and then seemed shocked as he realized what he was doing. "Why would you do that? Why would you do that for me?