If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

It used to be about trying to do something. Now it's about trying to be someone.

One of the things I've learned about vision is people will grab it mentally or, have a crab mentality.

Good company upon the road is the shortest cut.

Governments do not like to face radical remedies; it is easier to let politics predominate.

People are tired of seeing politicians as all talk and no action.

If we successful, we will enter into the history of mountaineering, we will have the opportunity to its success to sacrifice our colleagues.

[after the death of a loved one] It is when there is nothing more to be done that the reality of the loss often hits with full force.

He who despises life is his life's master.

I have an institutional fear of big government. I have an institutional opposition to bureaucracy.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.