If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.

The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be.

I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

I love money and money loves me.

Money is God in action.

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.

Live together as united people in beautiful world

Curiosity is always good if it is aimed at learning.

When you look down the length of your chain and see it is made mostly of weak links it is time to pull out the bolt cutters.

The "right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" begins with "life", and "life" begins at conception.

Because the world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through the bottom of a bottle.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

I'll be back always sounded a little girly to me.

I do not want to believe in God. Therefore I choose to believe in that which I know is scientifically impossible, spontaneous generation leading to evolution.

The declaration that our People are hostile to a government made by themselves, for themselves, and conducted by themselves, is an insult.