If it's worth feeling bad about, it's worthy of amnesia.

Since most problems are created by our imagination and are thus imaginary, all we need are imaginary solutions.

Sometimes people say,' One day you are going to look back at this and laugh.' My question is:' Why wait?

You know what ? Certain people think they will feel good if certain things happen The trick is : you have to feel good for no reason

The greatest personal limitation is to be found not in the things you want to do and can't, but in the things you've never considered doing.

Brains aren't designed to get results; they go in directions. If you know how the brain works you can set your own directions. If you don't, then someone else will.

The easier you can make it inside your head, the easier it will make things outside your head.

You are born with only two fears: fear of falling and fear of loud noise. All the rest is learned. And it's a lot of work!

The best thing about the past is that it's over. The best thing about the future is that it's yet to come. The best thing about the present is that it's here now.

The reason people have problems is that they have too much time to think.

Learning is about looking at things differently, making your life a little better everyday.

Surrounded by enemies, surrounded by evil, surrounded by darkness, injustice......."don't be afraid, those who are with us are more than those who are with them"2 Kings 6:16

Laughter has got to be the single healthiest activity one can perform. Just think how healthy you would be if you could sincerely laugh at that which now oppresses you.

Sometimes people say oh you did one of my favorite movies and I will ask them what the other one is and it's always something that I totally hate.

To appreciate nonsense you must first acquire wisdom, then compromise the two; only then will the fool understand you, and believe himself to be wise.

Women bond differently, and I dont think men understand that.

It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know.

Love the one who wears your ring. And cherish the children who share your name. Succeed at home first.

As you make your way along life's tumultuous highways, it's important to note that you should always carry a map, have plenty of fuel in the tank, and take frequent rest stops.

I'm a geek of all general types. I like a little bit of everything, I love comic books, I love pro-wrestling, I love video games.

I had written lyrics to a song called The Silent Extreme, which Alex later renamed Humans Being.