If it's your child, it's different. You don't care about those things. It's so minor. You become a parent and nothing else really matters.

From SpongeBob to Finding Nemo ... I'm still trying to decide which one I like more.

I don't get any money from my wife.

I love my kids, I'm a proud father, a happy husband, and all of that. I live my life with my wife as a normal person, and that's that.

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man

Music Doesn’t Need Interpreters and Translators

There are worse things than a lie... I have found... that it may be well to choose one sin in order that another may be shunned.

If you find a path with no obstacles, it likely leads nowhere.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

I still can't understand how Cecil and my old tutor, Fitz, got along so well, when we often called Fitz 'the Genius' and avoided calling Cecil anything at all, so as not to be rude.

There is a mean in all things; even virtue itself has stated limits; which not being strictly observed, it ceases to be virtue.

People who talk about peace are very often the most quarrelsome.

Thoughts become perception, perception becomes reality. Alter your thoughts, alter your reality.