If it took Labouchere three columns to prove that I was forgotten, then there is no difference between fame and obscurity.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

People with satanic minds are dangerous, kill them.

The natural resources of the world do not belong to any person, organization, collective, or so-called nation.

What a refreshing mind you have, young man. There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is there?

We wear our names heavily. And though we have tried to escape their influence, they have seeped into us, and we find ourselves living their patterns again and again.

I definitely understood the feeling of moving to Los Angeles and having a dream to be an actor in films and to get to be a part of things that I loved and inspire people in some way.

I think I'm a very religious person. I think I believe in God as much as any man does. I don't only believe in God, I know there's God.

Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

Composers don't just sit in a room and write things that are in their heads, they actually listen to a lot of music, pop music, jazz, rock and roll, any combination of music that catches their ear.

For my birthday, buy me a politician!

I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.